ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
What does the badger say
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I SWEAR TO GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Sometimes I forget and think that we exaggerate Tom’s apologies
THEN THESE THINGS SHOW UP ON MY DASH
where “Supernatural” is an exclusive strip club.
Be ready for the best night of your life, our boys will do everything you want…
[bonus - Crowley is the manager of the club and boys love teasing him]
someone write this please
Lap dancing, ripping shirts, the family business.
this fandom will be the death of me is2g
RICHARD IS KILLING ME
Lap Dancing, Ripping Shirts, The Family Buisness
im sorry but the gif of mark pellegrino is just so so dirty.
i want more
GOD DAMN IT IT HURTS SO MUCH WORSE NOW
But do you think Sam was there when it happened? Like, did he see everything but was unable to stop it?
Because that’s even worse.